the 12 days of rehab

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2007 10:42:27

On the first day of rehab RSB gave to me a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 2nd day of rehab RSB gave to me
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the third day of rehab RSB gave to me three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the fourth day of rehab RSB gave to me four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the fifth day of rehab RSB gave to me five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the sixth day of rehab RSB gave to me Six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 7th day of rehab RSB gave to me
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the eighth day of rehab RSB gave to me eight counselors counseling, Seven jobs applying, Six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the ninth day of rehab RSB gave to me nine authorizations for filling, eight counselors counseling, Seven jobs applying, Six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the tenth day of rehab RSB gave to me ten scanners reading, nine authorizations for filling, eight counselors counseling, Seven jobs applying, Six dogs a-guiding, five years of school, four talking clocks, three Braille Lites, two talking books, and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 11th day of rehab RSB gave to me
eleven magnifiers enlarging,
ten scanners reading,
nine authorizations for filling,
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

On the 12th day of rehab RSB gave to me
twelve computers talking,
eleven magnifiers enlarging,
ten scanners reading,
nine authorizations for filling,
eight counselors counseling,
Seven jobs applying,
Six dogs a-guiding,
five years of school,
four talking clocks,
three Braille Lites,
two talking books,
and a white cane because I cannot see.

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2007 11:31:52

Hey, that was really cool! Keep it up!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 30-Dec-2007 12:21:57

Wish I could take credit for it, but alas, I just paste and copy. LOL

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 31-Dec-2007 6:02:28

i knew you were going to post that becky, i was about to as well

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 31-Dec-2007 8:12:56

I was going to post it but decided it was in bad taste. (Just kidding.)

Good one, thanks.

Post 6 by forereel (Just posting.) on Monday, 31-Dec-2007 15:36:33

Huh? I can't hear all this damn noise.

Post 7 by Emerald-Hourglass (Account disabled) on Monday, 31-Dec-2007 15:52:16

lmao i love this